Kasey L. Jones
Nude

Kasey L. Jones is unlikely the inspiration for the song about the conductor riding a train, high on cocaine, but she’s intoxicates us. She’s one of those enigmas, who falls through the cracks of the business we call show, but if you’re lucky enough you’ll find her, uncredited, but unbelievably hot in productions such as Only in America (2005). It’s the story of a man who finds success selling marijuana from the back of an ice cream truck, which may be a homage to Cheech and Chong or the writers were just too high to remember that stoned comedy duo. Either way, Kasey does a fine-ass topless dance, sure to get you licking your cone.